1 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:06,270 - Hey, why are you here with no adult supervision? 2 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:09,380 - Wow. Way to roast yourself. 3 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:10,843 I need your help. It's Freddie. 4 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,981 - Is he okay? I heard him sneeze. Is he sick? 5 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:14,577 Oh, my God! Is he dying? 6 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:16,678 Am I your new father? I accept. 7 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:20,922 - Don't you just love weddings? 8 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:22,418 - Oh, no. 9 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:23,960 He's got wedding fever. 10 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:27,364 - I just love celebrating love that lasts a lifetime. 11 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:29,858 - Or in your case, 14 months. 12 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:32,370 Last time you went to a wedding, you met Mom, 13 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:33,973 so I'm going to be all over you. 14 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,504 We can't risk another 15 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:39,239 meet-cute-get-married-go-down- in-flames-divorce-tragedy. 16 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:42,877 - Don't worry. As best man, I only have one job. 17 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:45,583 - Yup. To comfort a lonely bridesmaid. 18 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,846 - No. To support the groom. 19 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:49,975 Weddings are special and sacred 20 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,650 and should be treated with respect. 21 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,256 - God, weddings suck. 22 00:00:54,322 --> 00:00:57,232 - So you're wearing that in protest? 23 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,831 - No. I'm wearing this because I'm tired of being punished 24 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,303 for looking good. 25 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:03,202 Do you know how many weddings I've been uninvited to 26 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:06,474 because I outshine the bride at the rehearsal dinner? 27 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:08,274 - So you're wearing a white dress? 28 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:10,536 - Um, this is off, off cream. 29 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:14,044 Besides prairie-core was all over the Gucci runway, 30 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:16,038 so I'm on trend. 31 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:17,810 - Yet off-putting. 32 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,220 - Forget your obsession with me. 33 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:22,982 We need to focus on Carly. 34 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,690 She's been really down about dating lately, 35 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,752 and now she has to spend an entire weekend 36 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,820 at the wedding of her childhood nemesis. 37 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:30,459 - Nevel Papperman. - Nevel Papperman. 38 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:35,664 - You're right. She's going to be extremely fragile. 39 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:39,699 - Who's ready for a really fun wedding? 40 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:42,067 - See? She's a wreck. 41 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:43,836 - You despise Nevel. 42 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:45,774 I thought you'd be upset about going to his wedding. 43 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:48,079 - Of course I'm upset. My sworn enemy wants 44 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:50,742 to make me miserable by flaunting his happiness, 45 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:53,851 but I'm going to make him miserable by flaunting mine. 46 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:56,354 - You're still talking about happiness, right? 47 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:59,921 - Are you sure you wouldn't be happier just staying at home? 48 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:04,727 - Obviously, but if I stay home...he wins. 49 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:08,156 - What did Nevel do to make you like this, 50 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:09,599 and how can I be more like him? 51 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:11,503 - When they were kids, 52 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,165 Nevel wrote a terrible review of "iCarly." 53 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:15,244 - Then hacked her website and tried to force Carly 54 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,173 to kiss him. - Many times. 55 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:19,768 - Worst of all, he trapped me in a robot costume 56 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,010 for our half-a-ween party. 57 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:22,684 - That's not worse then Carly's thing. 58 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:26,083 - I heard it as I said it. - Wait, is that why we all 59 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,616 have to wear robot formal to the wedding tomorrow? 60 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,882 - No. It's because he's obsessed with some game 61 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:34,991 called "Robot Uprising." God, I hate Nevel Papperman. 62 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:37,625 [thunder crashes] 63 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,361 - I'm going to grab some umbrellas. 64 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:43,827 - I'm going to turn off my thunder and lightning machine. 65 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:46,667 - * I know you see * 66 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:49,144 * Somehow the world will change for me * 67 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:52,943 [together] * And be so wonderful * 68 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:56,776 - * So wake up the members of my nation * 69 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,854 [together] * It's your time to be * 70 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:01,452 - * There's no chance unless you take one * 71 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:04,215 * And the time to see the brighter side * 72 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:07,285 * Of every situation * 73 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:09,355 * Some things are meant to be * 74 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:13,093 * So give me your best and leave the rest to me * 75 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,868 - I love a robot-themed rehearsal dinner. 76 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:22,743 Blending sci-fi and romance-- it's like experiencing 77 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,913 "WALL-E" all over again. 78 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:27,172 - Laugh like I said something funny--laugh! 79 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:28,981 [laughter] 80 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,812 - Why are we laughing? - Because I want Nevel 81 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:34,549 to hear what a wonderful time I'm having. 82 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:37,615 I'm having a wonderful time. 83 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:41,045 - That's super convincing. I need a mocktail. 84 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,691 Freddie, you're with me. 85 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:45,586 I've got to keep an eye on you and your tender heart. 86 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:49,299 [bell ringing] 87 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:53,073 - Robots, robotesses and nonbinary machines, 88 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:55,673 please welcome the most amorous androids, 89 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:58,166 Prunella Pitz and Nevel Papperman. 90 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:06,247 - Carly Shay, so nice to see you. 91 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:08,954 I bet you rue the day you let me get away. 92 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:13,386 - Oh, Nevel. I rue nothing. So happy to be here. 93 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:16,264 - You are so brave to show your face at a wedding 94 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:18,964 just weeks after a humiliating break-up. 95 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:21,496 - Weeks? It's been three months. 96 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:24,572 - Counting the days-- how sad. 97 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,602 But despair not, I found my soul mate. 98 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,897 Maybe one day you'll find yours too. 99 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:32,939 - And where is Prunella? I've been dying to meet her. 100 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:35,506 I'm sure anyone who would marry you is a real treasure. 101 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:39,476 - Carly Shay? Oh, my gosh. 102 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:41,977 Prunella Pitz, thrilled to meet you. 103 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:44,219 You know, you are so charming on your channel. 104 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,294 I literally quote you all the time. 105 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,824 Do I not? Do I not? 106 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,559 Anyway, I am so honored that you're here, 107 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:54,664 and might I add, somehow even more radiant in person. 108 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:01,866 - Damn it. She's a treasure. 109 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:04,035 - Ugh. The straights. 110 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:07,512 Engagement, bridal shower, bachelor, 111 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:11,135 bachelorette, rehearsal dinner, wedding, post-wedding brunch, 112 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:12,651 if you haven't had seven parties 113 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:14,683 celebrating your conformity to social norms, 114 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,778 did you even get married? 115 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,420 - I'm with you on the showers, 116 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:21,146 but rehearsal dinners hold a solemn purpose 117 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:24,091 to pick out who you want to hook up with at the wedding. 118 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,727 I regret I have but one Spencer 119 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,863 to share with so many lonely women. 120 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:30,928 - Uh-huh. Not having it because at this wedding, 121 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,768 you'll be sharing the lonely women with me, 122 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,003 and I'm the undisputed queen of wedding hook-ups. 123 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:38,368 - Undisputed? I dispute it. 124 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:39,809 - Is that a challenge? 125 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:42,783 - Oh, Harper, if Mark McGwire wanted a face-off 126 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,583 in a home run derby, would that be a challenge? 127 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:45,905 - Depends. Are you saying 128 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:48,179 you use performance-enhancing drugs? 129 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:49,978 - All right. Let's see who gets the most phone numbers 130 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:51,420 by the end of the weekend, 131 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:54,285 then we'll know who's the true hook-up king. 132 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,864 Gender-neutral monarch. 133 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:58,033 - Winner plans a date that the loser has to go on. 134 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,491 - Bet. Wait, this is unfair. 135 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:03,231 You have twice as many targets because you go both ways. 136 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,766 - Always, and--ha ha-- 137 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:08,073 I know that you didn't just try to insinuate 138 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:10,495 that you're at a disadvantage because you're straight. 139 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,911 - No. I didn't. - I thought so. 140 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,543 - That would be crazy. 141 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:17,178 - I was surprised you asked me to be in your wedding, 142 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:19,654 but I guess you never know the impact you have on people. 143 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,883 - Meet my groomsmen--a distant cousin who speaks no English, 144 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:25,020 and this server here, whom I met 30 minutes ago. 145 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:27,455 - Robert. - Doesn't matter. 146 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:31,391 - Well, I'm the best man. So that's still special. 147 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:35,399 - Oh, stupid shoes. Gosh. 148 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:37,163 - Here, let me help with that. 149 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,842 - Not on my watch. You're proposing already? 150 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,542 He is so needy. 151 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:46,074 - I'm helping her buckle a shoe. 152 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,339 - That's how it all starts. 153 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,908 Back off, Cinderella. 154 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:58,052 - Hi, Carly. Hi, Freddie. Looking amazing. 155 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,988 [giggles] 156 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:02,863 - Thanks, Prunella. 157 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,763 - Why does she keep tilting her head and blinking? 158 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:07,895 - Because she's quirky and delightful. 159 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:11,102 - The caterer is calling about the meal count for tomorrow. 160 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,634 - 12 salmon, 5 chicken, 8 beef, 161 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,070 3 Halal, 2 gluten-free. 162 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,004 [giggles] 163 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,839 - Isn't she wonderful? 164 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:20,435 My Pruney has a computer for a brain. 165 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:23,338 [chuckling] 166 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:25,210 - You can't tell me that's not weird. 167 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,718 - For a woman to be good with numbers? 168 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,851 Carly, get with the times. 169 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,285 - You guys agree with me, right? 170 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:35,363 There's something off about Prunella. 171 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:36,792 - Come on. 172 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,827 - Although, I was talking to one of the bridesmaids-- 173 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:40,432 - Did you get her number? - Duh. 174 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,564 And she was saying she had never met Prunella 175 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:45,400 before tonight. They were only friends online. 176 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,595 - That is strange because I was talking to this other girl-- 177 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,138 - Did you get her number? - No. 178 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,302 And she said none of Prunella's family is here 179 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:53,211 because they all died in a freak skiing accident. 180 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:55,113 - That's some white people nonsense. 181 00:07:57,010 --> 00:08:00,050 - Wait. Has anyone here met Prunella besides Nevel? 182 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:02,919 [tapping glass] 183 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,193 - When dear Grandpapa Papperman told me 184 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:07,352 I clarification inherit my trust fund 185 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:10,460 until I married a human woman, I was angry. 186 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:14,434 - Human woman? - Hetero and humo-normative. 187 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:18,004 - But now I see Grandpapa only wanted to me be rich 188 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,925 in money and in love. [ding] 189 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,700 So if everyone could raise their glass-- 190 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,399 - Oh, no. Annie's flight got canceled. 191 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:26,540 I'm down a bridesmaid. I'm about to short-circuit. 192 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,607 [all gasp] - Oh, dear. 193 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:31,236 Where will we find someone Annie's exact dress size 194 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,051 who's brunette with high cheekbones 195 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,353 and stands a hair under 5'6"? 196 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:43,822 - If only I were tall enough. - Oh, but you are. 197 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,931 You're a classic 5'5 3/4. 198 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:49,257 Carly, I know it's so much to ask, 199 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:52,399 but would you do me the honor of standing beside me 200 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:56,495 for the most important moment of my life? 201 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:59,940 - Sure. I'm already having such a wonderful time, 202 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:02,637 and being your bridesmaid will only make it better. 203 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:06,880 - To my bride, Prunella, and more importantly, to Carly. 204 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,917 - To Carly. 205 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,847 - Bet you wish you stayed home now. 206 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,549 - No. Nevel invited me here to mess with me, 207 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:16,322 but now I get to mess with him 208 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,959 by exposing this entire wedding as a sham. 209 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,356 Something fishy is going on 210 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,427 and I think it's pretty obvious what it is. 211 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:23,925 - Prunella's a gold digger. - Prunella's a gold digger. 212 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:27,427 - No. Prunella is a robot. 213 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:39,280 - I know I'm going to regret asking this, 214 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:40,946 but what are you doing? 215 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,654 - I'm taking all my fridge magnets to throw at Prunella. 216 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:46,447 If they stick, it'll prove she's made of metal. 217 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:51,019 Ipso facto, domo arigato, Mistress Roboto. 218 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,431 - And I regret it. 219 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:56,003 You really think that Prunella is a robot? 220 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:59,533 - I know it sounds crazy, but look at the evidence. 221 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,139 No one at Prunella's own wedding has ever met her. 222 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:05,142 Nevel literally said she has a computer for a brain, 223 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:08,505 and he needs to marry a human woman to get his inheritance, 224 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:11,175 but no human woman would marry Nevel. 225 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:15,784 So he threw a robot wedding and built a robot bride. 226 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,924 - Sounds like a pretty elaborate scheme. 227 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:21,316 - Which is exactly what Nevel's known for. 228 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,018 It's peak Papperman. 229 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:25,630 And when the bridesmaids get together for hair and makeup, 230 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:27,033 I'm going to prove it. 231 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:29,964 - Oh, no, no, no, no. I am not going to 232 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,500 let you destroy this woman's special day. 233 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:35,165 I'm coming to that bridal suite. 234 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,165 - Greetings. 235 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,367 The name's Bot. 236 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:43,011 Spencer Bot. 237 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:46,806 - I can tell you practiced that a lot, and it works. 238 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:50,045 - There's no way Harper wins this bet. 239 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:52,047 I already got five numbers last night, 240 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,649 so I hope she's ready to go to a men's rights meeting. 241 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:57,792 - Not so fast, Spencer Bot. 242 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,458 - Holy [electronic beeping] 243 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:03,858 - Sorry, my robot suit malfunctioned. 244 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,271 - Wow. Those welding classes really paid off. 245 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,303 - I know, right? 246 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:11,499 You've got five numbers. I've got four. 247 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,671 Give me your phone. What are their names? 248 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,781 - Right there. Hot wedding guest one, 249 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,713 hot wedding guest two, hot wedding guest three-- 250 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,108 - That's my number. You reprogrammed me. 251 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,610 - You're hot. You're a wedding guest, 252 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,951 and at one point, you gave me your number. 253 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,316 - Now wait a minute, that's... all totally true. 254 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,585 Carry on. 255 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,729 - Hey, Prunella. 256 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,504 As your newest bridesmaid, I just wanted to say... 257 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:38,533 zero, one, one, zero, one, one, zero, zero. 258 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:41,698 - Aw, you agree too. 259 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,569 I've been learning binary code to surprise 260 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:46,006 Nevel for our robot vows. 261 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:48,743 - How are you girls doing? Need anything? 262 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,139 - Great, Mrs. Papperman. 263 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,910 Oh, could you rustle me up an ice cream sandwich? 264 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,909 - I meant more Prunella and her bridesmaids, 265 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:56,921 but I suppose I can poke around. 266 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,516 - Prunella, since it's your special day, 267 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,288 I was just wondering... 268 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,856 could you help me identify all the traffic lights? 269 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,096 - Maybe after I use the bathroom, sure. 270 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,701 - Do you need help in that big dress 271 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:13,134 with your regular human legs underneath it? 272 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,140 - Carly, you are so thoughtful. Boop. 273 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,606 - One more of these, and I'll make out 274 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,543 with the next guy I see. 275 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,509 Hey, Freddie, can you get me another? 276 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,817 - Af-firmative. 277 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:33,287 - So got a little crush on Freddie? 278 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,823 - He seems great. 279 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,488 - He is, if you look past the gambling debts 280 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,687 and raging night terrors. 281 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:45,234 - Monsieur mimosa here. - I'm actually not thirsty. 282 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:52,040 - I got a good look, and I'll say this, she's realistic. 283 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,653 - Seven numbers. Hope you're ready to spend 284 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,851 a romantic Saturday at clown college. 285 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,224 - Joke's on you. I did immersion therapy, 286 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,223 so now clowns only make me cry sometimes. 287 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,586 Besides, I've got seven numbers too--we're tied. 288 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:10,886 - Not for long. 289 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,658 I see a cute girl and she's definitely queer. 290 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,156 - Oh, I think you're wrong. She smiled at me. 291 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,928 - You have such a reductive understanding 292 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,027 of the spectrum of--damn it. 293 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,866 - Check it out--I accidentally Googled myself. 294 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,465 Wow, super famous sculptor, and look at that net worth. 295 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,207 - Whereas I-- - Work at Skybucks. 296 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,883 - Which means free lattes, 297 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,141 and if you're in the mood, a muffin. 298 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,954 - I'm sorry. Do I know you or you? 299 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,545 - No. But if you call me sometime-- 300 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,246 - No. Call me, girl. I'm the muffin. 301 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,691 - What is her problem? 302 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,258 - I don't know, probably gluten intolerant. 303 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,598 - Wow. You look just like a real bride. 304 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,204 - Oh, I wish I could cry. 305 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,907 - Why can't you? [whispers] No tear ducts. 306 00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,211 - I just don't want to ruin my makeup. 307 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,113 [giggles] 308 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:07,154 - Oh, Carly, you saw the woman pee. Let it go. 309 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:10,124 - Let this go? Okay. 310 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,223 [clink] 311 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,846 [Freddie gasps] 312 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:18,262 - Why did you throw this at me? 313 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,555 - Uh...wedding tradition. 314 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,328 Magnets symbolize lifelong attraction. 315 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:27,067 - Quick question, though. Why did it stick to your head? 316 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:30,204 - Oh, I don't want to talk about it. 317 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:33,010 - We're all friends. Give us the download. 318 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:38,611 - Okay. I have a steel plate in my head, 319 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,448 because you know how my entire family died 320 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,924 in that skiing accident? 321 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:49,224 I was the only one who made it out alive, and oh, wow. 322 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,689 Now I am going to cry. 323 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,487 - I'm so sorry, Prunella. 324 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,229 [chime] 325 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,064 - The caterers lost the Halal meals. 326 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,899 - What? Kareem is going to freak. 327 00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,025 - Don't worry. I'll take care of it. 328 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,170 - I'll help. 329 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,074 - I'm not lending you any money. 330 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,638 - Is it safe to leave you with Prunella? 331 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:11,277 - Yeah. I'm done. I promise. 332 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:15,945 Prunella, I owe you an apology. 333 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:22,262 What is this? Is this a battery pack? 334 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:25,962 - My power supply. Don't tell anyone. 335 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:38,371 - She's really a robot. What am I going to do? 336 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,868 - Almost got the battery pack in. 337 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,140 - I've got to get out of here. 338 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,481 Nevel! 339 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,705 - Carly. - Don't Carly me. 340 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,450 I figured out what's going on here, and it's insane. 341 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,487 - Is it really so insane to think an epic love story 342 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,963 spanning decades could finally land on happily ever after? 343 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,434 - Oh, please. 344 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,631 I know your epic love story with Prunella is a lie. 345 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:04,503 - You're right, but my love story with you is the truth. 346 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,325 - Huh? 347 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,970 - Come on, Carly. No more cat and mouse. 348 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,797 It's time to let me catch you. 349 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,641 - Not now and not ever@ 350 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,349 - Yes, run to the altar, my beloved. 351 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,251 I'll see you there. 352 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,192 - I can't believe the rabbi shot me down, 353 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,552 but they taught me some beautiful lessons. 354 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,290 L'chaim. 355 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,156 - How are we going to break this tie 356 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,064 before the wedding is over? 357 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,726 Unless... 358 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,567 What's up, mama? 359 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,932 - Can I have everyone's attention? 360 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,401 I have something to say, 361 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,340 and I know it's going to shock most of you. 362 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:48,735 - We're getting married! Prunella is out, Carly is in. 363 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,538 [all gasp] 364 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,475 - Oh! ["Wedding March" plays] 365 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,978 - Wow. Didn't ask me to walk her down the aisle. 366 00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,351 Okay. 367 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:02,689 - What? We're not getting married. 368 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,555 No. No. No. 369 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,125 - Yes, yes, yes. It's really happening. 370 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,355 Rabbi Lowenstein, go. 371 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,830 - Dearly beloved, we are gathered here 372 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,968 today to witness-- - No. No gathering, disperse. 373 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,804 - I object. - Oh, shoot. 374 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,110 Maybe I do like straight weddings. 375 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,613 - You can't object. 376 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,484 First because I'm not marrying him, 377 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,253 and second, because you're a robot. 378 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,323 - What? - And there it is. 379 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,881 - Admit it, Nevel. 380 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,249 You made the perfect woman out of steel and technology 381 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,749 and then staged this entire robot wedding 382 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,421 so that she could blend in. - Oh, my God. 383 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,360 You think someone would make a robot of me? 384 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:43,326 That is so nice, but why would you think that? 385 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,795 - Because you're way too good for Nevel, 386 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,267 and you always blink in that crazy way. 387 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,507 - Oh, it's because I'm not used 388 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,842 to these stupid lash extensions, 389 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:58,107 and while they make me look amazing, I see very poorly. 390 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:01,178 - But what about your battery pack? I saw it fall out. 391 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,148 - Battery pack? What battery pack? 392 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,646 - I have no idea. 393 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,747 Carly's crazy. She threw a magnet at me. 394 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,860 - Carly, Prunella isn't a robot. 395 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,362 She's a friend I met playing "Robot Uprising." 396 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,155 Our relationship isn't romantic. 397 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,927 - Ooh, twist! 398 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,871 Continue. 399 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,674 - But if you never loved Prunella, then why did you say 400 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:27,166 she was your soul mate? Was it just to make me jealous? 401 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,910 Was this entire robot wedding just to make me jealous? 402 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,807 - Please, do you really think I'd stage a fake wedding, 403 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,720 as Freddie to be my best man to make sure you'd be here, 404 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,653 even though I can't stand him and never could-- 405 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:39,948 - Hey. 406 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,019 - Invite all your closest friends and family, 407 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,118 pay actors to fill out the guest list, 408 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,731 all so you'd go mad with jealously and realize 409 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,363 you and I were meant to be together all along? 410 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,269 - Oh, my God. Nevel, did you do that? 411 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,032 - Would it be so wrong if I did? 412 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,370 - Wait, you're an actor? 413 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,506 Does that mean you don't actually like Freddie? 414 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,041 - Oh, God. No. 415 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,236 That was just a choice I made for my character. 416 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,779 - Well, my work here is done. 417 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,854 I'll be at the bar getting a Shirley Temple, 418 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,883 extra cherries for this little princess. 419 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,816 - You paid all the guests? But your mother was here. 420 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,589 - Oh, Carly, you know that's not my mother. 421 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,988 You've met my mother. 422 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,559 - Hi, Carly. Suzie Cunninghart, SAG-AFTRA. 423 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,229 Huge fan. I'd love to be considered 424 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,198 for any future roles on your channel. 425 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:32,408 - No. I'm not casting you, and I'm not marrying you. 426 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,742 I'm not doing anything with anyone here. 427 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,077 - Okay. Okay. The wedding is off. 428 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:40,213 - Wait, wait, wait. The wedding is on, at least I hope it is 429 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,550 because there is still one secret I haven't told you yet. 430 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:47,886 - She's a robot. - My secret is that somehow 431 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:51,864 during this whole crazy scheme, I fell in love with you. 432 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,364 all: Ooh! 433 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,197 - My thing was more believable. 434 00:19:57,264 --> 00:20:00,934 - Really? You fell in love with me, Nevel Papperman? 435 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,543 - That was real. 436 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,665 - And as for the battery Carly saw, 437 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,480 it was supposed to be a surprise. 438 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:16,352 - Aw. - I can't believe it. 439 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:20,686 Someone loves me. This has never happened to me before. 440 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,823 Prunella, I love you too. 441 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,125 Carly, are you going to be okay? 442 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,527 - Yeah. I'll manage. 443 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:37,539 ["Wedding March" plays] 444 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,944 * * 445 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,254 - I was also in a foot cream commercial. 446 00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,384 * Make your scaly feet * 447 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,249 - * Start feeling sweet * 448 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,988 - No way! Oh, man. 449 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:57,422 - Oh, are you at our table too? - I'm actually at-- 450 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,890 - Then why don't you go there? 451 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,095 - We were just talking. 452 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:10,296 Why don't you want me to fall in love? 453 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,100 - It makes me sad to see you sad, 454 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,171 so I'm just trying to protect you. 455 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,912 - Millicent, broken hearts are part of life, 456 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,977 and you're the kid. Okay? It's my job to protect you. 457 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:25,789 - Okay, except when you see a moth you're going to be all, 458 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,052 "Millicent, get it before it flies into my mouth 459 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,490 while I'm sleeping." 460 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,887 - Except for then. 461 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,989 So do you think it's okay if I dance? 462 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:38,161 - She was a paid actor. Let it go. 463 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,870 - Not her. 464 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:45,535 - Just promise me you will not do your dancing face. 465 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,765 - What face? This face? 466 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,584 I've heard that as a groomsmen, 467 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,717 it's my job to comfort a lonely bridesmaid. 468 00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,594 You want to dance? 469 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,723 - You think I'm lonely? Why? 470 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:06,330 Just because I'm in a wedding dress by myself 471 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,233 at someone else's wedding? 472 00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:11,134 - Why did you get so fixated on that robot theory anyway? 473 00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,397 Because I'm guessing it's not jealousy stemming 474 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:16,236 from a deep unfulfilled love for Nevel Papperman. 475 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:19,712 - Yeah, no, literally would rather die. 476 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,172 I don't know. 477 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,310 I guess weddings just make you feel like 478 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:28,477 you can't know real happiness until you find a partner. 479 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:29,848 The idea that even Nevel found 480 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,986 that when I haven't kind of struck a nerve, 481 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,222 even though I know it's not true. 482 00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:36,887 - Okay. Well, first of all, 483 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:39,326 it is totally possible to be married and miserable. 484 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:42,032 - Like you were. - Twice. 485 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:45,264 And it's just as possible to by happy and single. 486 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,631 And you're happy, right? 487 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,901 - You know what? I really am. 488 00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:54,971 I mean, at this exact moment I'm a little embarrassed, 489 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:58,011 kind of hungry because I gave Kimmi my Halal meal, 490 00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:02,007 but overall, yeah, I'm happy. 491 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:07,046 - Aw, did you guys settle your silly contest and make up? 492 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:10,189 - No. People always just want you more when you're taken. 493 00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,658 - Can I confess something? 494 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:20,770 Our bet is making me feel gross. 495 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,603 - I agree. I should have never stooped to your level. 496 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:24,970 Truce? 497 00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:27,637 - Oh, beautiful ceremony. - So meaningful. 498 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:30,707 - Thank you. Call me, bubbelah. 499 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:35,879 - I win. Enjoy the compost festival, sucker. 500 00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:37,478 I heard they have a worm symposium, 501 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:41,590 a methane workshop and a raffle for a bucket, okay? 502 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:44,364 I know you can still hear me. 503 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,193 They also have a 4-hour lecture on manure and a smell test, 504 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,159 so get them nostrils ready, baby. 505 00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:54,299 - * Now, life isn't easy * 506 00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:55,896 * When you're a droid * 507 00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,838 * But you're about to shuffle like a humanoid * 508 00:23:57,904 --> 00:24:01,014 * * 509 00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:02,613 * Robot shuffle, robots * 510 00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,275 * Don't call us half-breed * 511 00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:06,413 * Your words can't cut us 'cause bots don't bleed * 512 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,549 * Hands up for the droid's rights struggle * 513 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:10,575 * Then take it downtown with the robot shuffle * 514 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,820 * How low can you go * 515 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,385 * How high is your bot * 516 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,993 * Take-take it downtown * 517 00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:17,315 * With the robot shuffle * 518 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:19,731 - Ooh! 519 00:24:19,781 --> 00:24:24,331 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0